So I’m shopping on Amazon to pre-order The Avengers, and I have the choice between the 3D Bluray +Bluray combo pack copy for $35.99, with all the Avengers and Fury, OR the Bluray version with just Tony, Steve, Bruce and Thor on it for $29.99. Keeping in mind that I don’t have a 3D Bluray player or tv, I of course made the decision to get the 3D version. Why, you ask? Because there are more than 4 Avengers, and it bothers me more than anything when only Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and The Hulk get recognition. So yes, I will pay the extra $6 to get Clint and Natasha on the cover.
volstagg: do you have the next size up
loki: you could try sears
“Volstagg, I do not hate thee because thou art fat. Thou art fat because I hate thee.”
i need this on my dash again
#wow loki you sassy BITCH
the sassiest of all God
omg this all of this
i caN’T BREATHE
NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’
but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.
“Dad, I asked you to BABYSIT HIM FOR A DAY. WHAT PART OF ‘BABYSIT’ TRANSLATES TO ‘RIDE HIM INTO A POTENTIAL BATTLE’? YOU ARE NOT THE WORLD’S BEST GRANDPA. I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU.”
He pole-danced his way back to fitness.
I can believe all of this