I forgot about handfuls

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

(via guy)

“I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do..”
— (via coffeeaddictdina)

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that-bakerstreetchick:

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

wait r u talking about bendustbin cabinetmaker ??

“Who hurt you so much that you started to hate yourself?”
— Midnight thoughts (what made you so sad)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via that-bakerstreetchick)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via guy)

queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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“How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.”
— Nina LaCour, Hold Still (via aconitina)

(Source: poetrist, via that-bakerstreetchick)

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

(via guy)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via guy)

gackncheese:

*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

(Source: notclintbarton, via oknope)