I forgot about handfuls

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

(via guy)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(via oknope)

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

your dad should have written frozen

(via guy)

megad0uche:

fuckinggno:

epitomeofloyalty:

Ellen gets Ellen’s blessing

Ellenception

Gay Ellen, meet Gay Ellen

(via heatherandkrystal)

handsomedogs:

Handsomedogs’ Photography Contest VI

Here are the top 10! If your image isn’t here, please don’t feel discouraged… There were lots to choose from!

The only way your vote will count, is if it is a response to the question below. Reblogs and Messages do not count! It is very helpful for me to tally the votes if you just copy an paste the image’s caption!

Voting ends 07/19/2014

Which image should be the winner of the Handsomedogs’ Photography Contest?

(via handsomedogs)

gayforvause:

crying because of the way pipers face squashes against alex’s

(via pipers-alex)

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

(via guy)

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(Source: molgars, via oknope)

darkfaelight:

  • I miss Lost Girl
  • like fucking a lot
  • I miss the sexy succubus