I forgot about handfuls

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(via guy)

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via best-text-posts)

“You’ve been criticizing yourself for years and it hasn’t worked. Try accepting yourself and see what happens.”

Louise Hay 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: ignitingenergy, via lovequotesrus)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via guy)

guy:

getting home from school

guy:

getting home from school

(Source: ndeddiemac)

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

(via sixsmithyouass)

afterellen:

generic-bald-lady:

Started from the bottom

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Now we’re here

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a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

(via olitwist)

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

(via olitwist)

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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