I forgot about handfuls

distantnights:

emclainable:

The next person to tell me to just “be social” I’m gonna roundhouse kick in the face. 

Agreed

distantnights:

emclainable:

The next person to tell me to just “be social” I’m gonna roundhouse kick in the face. 

Agreed

(via tegan-is-sick-of-sara)

thebitchpudding:

have you ever had a sex dream about someone you don’t particularly like and woke up like

image

(via gay-mo)

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

(via inthelandoflesbianism)

Sir, those cards were in Phil Coulson’s locker, not his pocket.

(Source: mjolnirsuckers, via themarvelavengers)

confusedtree:

Tonight’s Game of Thrones had a pretty nutty wedding, true, but remember when Ross accidentally said “Rachel”? Damn

(via ladyavenger)

gay-mo:

paris-and-cupcakes:

Dogs, cats, anxiety, Meryl Streep and sex.. Zoie Palmer describing her life in 6 words.
I can’t with this woman. Just when i think she can’t get anymore perfect, she does.

Perfect woman is perfect.

stupidlittleskinnyman:

if conservative white men don’t like something there is a 98% chance i do 

(via gay-mo)